You might have a Richmond address, but live in the Rosenberg city limits, and you may have a Rosenberg address without living in that city’s limits, and you might have either mailing address and not live in any city limits.....Welcome to Fort Bend County!!
You’ll either hate or love Larry’s Mexican Restaurant... there’s no in-between!
Corn in a cup is a thing…See the food truck in the Fiesta parking lot!
You are hereby obligated to find a favorite breakfast taco place!
You may be given directions and told to turn where something used to be…40 years ago, that was the Woolworths...
When we say we’re “fixin’ to do something,” Ain’t nothing broke, we’re just about to do something.
Our sno-cone stands sell stuff like Hot Cheeto nachos and pickle flavor everything…See Chill Out SnoBalls and Gabby’s Snow Cones for reference.
Stay off state highways. They’re all under construction.
Half the town are Cowboy fans, and they’ll make sure you know it by placing a Cowboys decal on their back window...
Don’t crash into an 80’s or 90’s model car…they most likely don’t have car insurance.